Friday, September 30, 2011

Wild Rumpus:)

Recipe for Streaking
     7 sophomore girls
     1 warm September night
     7 itty bitty towels
     1 carefree mom
     1 little white car
     1 fair grounds
     3 guy friends
     2 cell phones

Start with a sweet 16 birthday party on a warm September. Add 7 sophomore girls. Preferably fun loving ones.  Combine itty bitty towels with the mixture be sure to remove the clothing of the girls.  This will cause some funny looks from the mom but she will approve anyway.
Cram all of the girls into the white care, 3 in the trunk and 4 in the seats.   proceed to the fair grounds. Once timing is just right(warm enough breeze) release the girls to run two laps around the loop. return girls to the car and head back to town.  You will see no need for towels at this point so it is common to leave them in the backseat while returning home.  On occasion a cop will follow you but do your best not to panic. 
Once you return to the birthday party, you will find 3 of your best guy friends in a big red dodge waiting there for you.  All girls will hastily throw on towels and rush into house, except for one.  lock the last girl in the trunk on your haste to get inside.  The last girl will call one of the other girls with her cell phone.  Rush outside to release the last sophomore and run back inside.
Tip: Carefree mom is essential to this recipe!!

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